Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Released February 22, 2000
Recorded 2000
Label Elektra Records
Length 55:16
Tight Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy Alienating Our Audience

Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy (often abbreviated FGWSSS or just Frankenstein Girls) is the second album of Mindless Self Indulgence, first released in the year 2000. The album is the follow-up to the album Tight. The original album name, according to the few promo discs released, is Frankenstein Girls That Seem Strangely Sexy.

It is the last studio album to feature Vanessa YT as their bass player, and the last album by them to feature a message from their answering machine ("M", in which the caller accuses them of homosexuality) as one of the tracks.

The track listing on the back cover has all the vowels replaced with asterisks, even in those words that wouldn't generally be considered offensive, as a form of protest against censorship. The tracks of this album are also in alphabetical order.

The cover of the album was drawn by Jamie Hewlett, the artist known for Tank Girl, and more recently, Gorillaz. Hewlett offered to make a music video for a song on the album but was rejected by Elektra.

Promo/Advance copies of the album featured slightly different "skit" tracks from those featured on the final version.

Track listingEdit

  1. Backmask
  2. Bitches
  3. Boomin'
  4. Clarissa
  5. Cocaine and Toupees
  6. Dicks Are For My Friends
  7. F
  8. Faggot
  9. Futures
  10. Golden I
  11. Harry Truman
  12. Holy Shit
  13. I Hate Jimmy Page
  14. I'm Your Problem Now
  15. J
  16. Keepin' Up With All The Kids
  17. Kick the Bucket
  18. Kill The Rock
  19. Last Time I Tried to Rock Your World
  20. London Bridge
  21. M
  22. Masturbates
  23. Planet of the Apes
  24. Played
  25. Ready for Love
  26. Royally Fucked
  27. Seven Eleven
  28. Step Up, Ghetto Blaster
  29. Whipstickagostop
  30. Z